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Famine’s idea of scarcity is a waitlist at Erewhon.
They all agreed to meet on Zoom and then forgot the password.
The Four Horsemen now ride stationary bikes.
Pestilence started a plague, but then forgot to hit “send.”
War threw out his sword and bought a Himalayan salt lamp.
Their horses unionized and now refuse to gallop after 5 p.m.
Famine claimed gluten intolerance and ghosted the famine queue.
Death just wants to vibe now.
They said they’d end the world after brunch... it’s been 23 years.
Pestilence says he’s “more of a vibe now than a virus.”
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